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Googles Pixel 4 and 4 XL finally saw the light of day on the 24 October after what felt like a lifetime of leaks. Weve known about the design for these devices long before their release and have since been deliberating over which colour wed pick for our Pixel.
Weve given the Pixel 4 high praise in our review, although its worth noting the issue of the phones facial recognition being able to open the device even with your eyes closed. Google has promised to fix this in the coming months, but if youve got something to hide we recommend minimising the afternoon naps to avoid another Wagatha Christie style episode. Dont fall victim to the Pixel Poirot or, God forbid, the Murder She Screen Grabbed.
If you dont have these concerns because you are a good citizen with nothing to hide, then read on. The second most important feature to consider, next to security, is always the colour of your device. Read on for our comprehensive analysis of what your choice of Pixel 4 colour says about you.
Just Black
Youre not working for the Man, you are the Man. The tube is not an adequate form of travel for you, its only use being to house vermin and buskers that exclusively cover U2. No, only the most direct and streamlined travel experience will do and if its not in the form of a helicopter or an Addison Lee, youre firing a maid.
Just Black screams (but more likely shouts) get Tokyo on the phone amongst other phrases such as moving parts and we need to drill down. Any conversation is simply a string of business jargon, punctuated by painfully strong double espressos, and often leave all other participants questioning their choice in suit.
Clearly White
Why get an Americano with milk from your popular coffee chain when you could get a single shot, extra hot, pumpkin spiced, special brew with soy but also cream because, whilst youre not lactose intolerant or Vegan (though your Instagram says otherwise), its your cheat day and youre conflicted.
And no wonder, John Lewis have run out of the Le Creuset roasting set in soft teal and you dont have time to source it elsewhere. Finding a spare minute between your reggae beats boxing session and your guided meditation is just not an option right now.
Oh So Orange
Your friends refer to you as the zany one of the group and, whilst this is the politically correct term to use, unhinged is probably closer to the truth.
Many might look at this bright shade and promptly dismiss it because of its novelty factor and the nature of fashions fast moving trends. Not you. You live in the moment. Your middle name is carpe diem and if you dont listen to the voice in your head thats telling you to climb that tree over there, well, whats the point in living.
In all honesty, you werent even considering buying a new phone had the Pixels orange glow not taken your eye outside that fateful Carphone Warehouse. This purchase will no doubt be short lived; resenting the fact its necessary to own a phone in modern society, youll probably give it to the homeless man outside Tesco Express.
